Coming up aces
Listen to your conscience
Baby you're toooorturing meeeee
Inspired by the hit Kris Jensen diddy from the 60's (see above where I sang some of it), this cute felt festive cake has a bittersweet message. Put it on your jacket, bag, wallet, or whatever you want!
Could even be veggie bacon for our vegan friends
Whoaa calm down! Feeling salty, my friend? In a mood that makes you want to answer people in a way that is sarcastic, risqué or rude? Don't let people mess with you when you are wearing this patch. This patch has quite a bit of 'tude so if that is too much for you, beat it.
Let it fly
While my guitar gently weeps
Out of time
Like real fame, but not
Under the sea
The littlest after school turkey sandwich, on bread cooked in the teeniest toaster. Served on a classy little china plate.
You are legend